...Did Nori's Mom's Butt Break The Internet?

  Mrs Yeezus' butt tried to "break the internet"this week, but seriously, isn't it more like it was Photoshop that was stretched to its limit?  Her HEAD is literally HALF THE SIZE of her ASS, fer criminy's sake.  I'm not even kidding.  Check it out.  I copied her head and pasted it on her ass, and yes I did use Photoshop, but it was limited to select-copy-paste-move-save.

Someone please tell me we're getting sick of living in Hugh Hefner's Wet Dreamworld where our children are subjected to a constant bombardment of this unattainable female ideal!  Its in ads, music videos, magazines, on bus stops, in public fucking toilets - its everywhere and yet it doesn't exist! Ugh.  Kim's smile is beautiful in this shot.  Her eyes are sparkling and she genuinely looks happy.  Why isn't that enough?  Why does her "brand" need to take something so beautiful and turn it into a lie?